Friday, May 16, 2008

What's your name? Mine's Dorfus Gizzardhump!

I woke up to find this funny e-mail and thought I would share it with everyone. This definitely makes for a lighthearted Friday and who doesn't need one of those? Leave me a comment with your new name!

Neil - Dorky Gizzardhump
Ashley - Farcus Gizzardhump
Jonathan - Sloopy Gizzardhump
Paige - Dorky Gizzardhump (jr.)
Drew - Crusty Gizzardhump *or* if we go by
Andrew - Cheesy Gizzardhump
Templeton (our cat) - Sleezy Gizzardhump


We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you , so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer !

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = bu rger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your n ew name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day


AllisonDacia said...

Boobie Frickenhump

-Bridget said...

I'm Dorky Farklesniffer.

Thanks for the laugh today.

Martina said...

i'm bracing myself...i think the fun has only begun...i don't know why i got so tickled when this came across,, lol - oh well! can't wait to see what other dorky names pop up!

Anonymous said...

Dumbo Chucklesniffer

Samantha said...

I am Dork Gizzardfanny.

Well, the dork part is accurate.

Anonymous said...

classie83 from bbc:
Sloopy Featherlips. :P

Anneka said...

Sloppy Bubblelips! Too funny!

Megan said...

I'm Dumbo Pottysprinkles

As a middle school teacher, the humor is right up my alley!

CindyLou said...

Sloopy Potty-nose!

Martina said...

Paging Mrs. Pottysprinkles, lol

what a visual!

Martina said...

lol this is to mommy my friend Mallory is Boobie Dippin doodle wasnt to happy about boobie Grace was Snickle Chickenshorts Hope was Fluffy Chuckledoodle Stephanie was Crusty Chuckleface Sarah was Dorfus Wafflebutt Graces pet toy fish was Sleezy Farklefanny MINES ALREADY ON THEIR BYE LOVE YA ~ ASHLEY K

Mam said...

That was so much fun - I told DH about it when he got home. We are the Dippin's. I am Snickle, DH is Sloopy, DS is Fluffy and The Dog is Stinky (how did they know!?!).

Joyce said...

Dinky GizzardLips... that's me.

I wish there was something dinky about me. :-)

Mandalynn said...

Hello, my name is Sloopy Rhinopants. My husband is Snooty Rhinopants, and we have two lovely daughters...Snooty (after her father, I guess) and Snickles.

hehehe...that was fun!

-goofydaddy said...

sneezy dippinhead!
you know my wife, sloopy, and daughter dorky